How not to write a mission statement
Related entries in UncategorizedOk, you won’t be surprised if I put the “Dilbert Mission Statement Generator” on the “do not do this” list. However, you might be surprised that it actually does an ok job at it. I don’t suggest it, but here’s a taste.
Statement:
Our goal is to continually promote low-risk high-yield deliverables so that we may interactively negotiate principle-centered infrastructures in order to solve business problems
From:
quickly, proactively, efficiently, assertively, interactively, professionally, authoritatively, conveniently, completely, continually, dramatically, enthusiastically, collaboratively, synergistically, seamlessly, competently, globally
Not bad, hey?
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April 7th, 2006 at 5:23 am
How Not To Write A Mission Statement
A funny Dilbert business tool….
November 6th, 2006 at 5:28 am
Actually produced one of these and mounted in on a pin board in the office I share with two colleagues, the head of department wandered in read it…nodded approval and walked off. He didn’t even realise it was a “send up”.